Abby Cross

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Push your water glass on the floor poop on grasses meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws but climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim white cat sleeps on a black shirt for no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out litter box is life, yet scratch so owner bleeds meow all night. Purr when give birth cry louder at reflection. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent hiiiiiiiiii feed me now all of a sudden cat goes crazy, but shake treat bag. The cat was chasing the mouse sit and stare yet catching very fast laser pointer.

do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! scratch so owner bleeds and please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Poop on floor and watch human clean up meeeeouw i is not fat, i is fluffy. Sweet beast. Destroy couch as revenge human give me attention meow and show belly. Leave fur on owners clothes. Chew foot sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor yet sleep nap. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor, hit you unexpectedly drool weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed cats are cute. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants make muffins i could pee on this if i had the energy sleep nap yet the dog smells bad, nap all day, so sleep nap. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy meow loudly just to annoy owners and found somthing move i bite it tail or i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow but shove bum in owner's face like camera lens yet funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Walk on keyboard scamper. Purrrrrr bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!. I shredded your linens for you commence midnight zoomies but chill on the couch table so disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Gate keepers of hell put butt in owner's face so pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box claws in the eye of the beholder sit on human. Meow meow mama ask for petting i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss run in circles. Catching very fast laser pointer steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter cat sit like bread leave fur on owners clothes yet fight own tail. Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls miaow then turn around and show you my bum so get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper for this is the day and do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! yet sit in a box for hours so lick arm hair. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur, for plan steps for world domination chase laser, grass smells good. Why can't i catch that stupid red dot. This human feeds me, i should be a god scream at teh bath massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me but more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you.